9. I tell people that I currently have winter "low lights"
8. Before people can even look at my head I tell them not to worry I've already made a hair appointment
7. I have tried parting it on the other side in hopes of finding some blonde hiding underneath the 2 in long roots
6. I'm starting to forget what it feels like to be a blonde
5. I'm considering getting a spray tan in hopes that the darker skin color will off set the darker hair color
4. I've started to reason with myself about how mousy brown might actually be a cute color on me
3. I forget what it feels like to be a blonde
2. I compared my roots to Vienna on the Bachelor and none of my girlfriends disagreed
1. My husband came into the bathroom after I dried my hair this morning and said "We need to get you to the hair doctor and fast!"
Sorry I totally ripped the top 10 list idea off like 5 bloggers this week :)